Things That Must Go

My favorite radio station of all time is X96.  The morning show has a feature called "things that must go."  Here is my list of things that must go:

• Pinning things that are a number (50 ways to update your walls, 40 crockpot recipes, etc.)
• Saying "20 past" or "15 to" instead of the actual time 
• Elf on the shelf
• Calling a husband "hubby"
• Duck face photos
• Hand sanitizer
• hands together half bow thing when accepting praise or award
• The song "Hotel California" - it is impossible to dance to and ridiculously long 
• Flaky people who post stuff on craigslist but never get back to you
• The musical "Wicked"
• Saying "cuz" instead of cousin 
• Saying "GNO" instead of Girls Night Out.  GNO (pronounced by saying each letter) sounds way too close to gyno (as in gynecologist) to use it.  Ever.  
• Back scratching in sacrament meetings 
• "Day in the life of" blog posts
• Scented soap 
• Almonds