We're a laugh a minute

S: "Gravity is the original man keeping you down."

Not a quote from us, just a very confusing sign.
"State bank of India (California) Washington DC branch"


When I was working at Target I had to be at work crazy early in the morning and would leave while T was sleeping.  I still wanted to tell him my dreams, though (it's our morning thing), so I would make notes on my phone about them in the night.  I would always think I would be able to decipher the notes but I rarely could.  Here's one note...
"First dat I'd school oink digs dint j iw my classes. alycklpzd"


Another random note in my phone.  Pretty sure this one wasn't about dreams.
"Hawaii and Indians
Hospital cancer scary guy"
What on earth could that have been about?!


Telling T my concerns about learning to do CPR to the beat of the song "Stayin' Alive" (it really is recommended to do it to that fast beat!)
S: "I just don't have rhythm.  I hope it doesn't end up killing anyone."


S: "Itching.  It's a disease like yawning for your body."


S while rubbing T's neck: "Your neck feels different at this angle. Wait, where's your head?"


T: "Polyester - it's more places than you think."