We're a laugh a minute

I told the girls we needed to go to the store to get ice cream for daddy. At the same time the girls replied:
Pippa: Ice cream!!!!!!!
Roxy: Daddy!!!!!!!!


Me to T: What do you want for Father's Day?
T: ... ... My two front teeth?
Me: Done! No take backs!


Playing scattergories with my parents all the way back during our New Years trip.
The topic is "Things in a vending machine."
My dad: Vegetables... (T says some stuff.) ... Pasta ... Wait, what's the category?

This one is back from December.
T and I were playing ring around the rosie with the girls. T was lying on the floor and we were around him he made up his own song:
T: Ring around the daddy. Pocket full of daddy. Ashes, ashes we all fall down.
S: Makes it sound like we killed you and chopped you up into pieces.
T: Whatever makes the season festive.