We usually have two family home evenings. One with Pippa after Roxy goes to bed (Roxy is usually in bed before T gets home from work) and a second one just me and T after Pippa goes to bed. Also, we usually call family home evening "FHE" (pronouncing it fa-he). After that long lead up this better be funny right? T was saying the prayer for second family home evening:
T: "We're thankful that we could have FHE:V 2 - return of the FHE"
S: *giggles through the rest of the prayer*
Earlier in the night T told me about a run tracking app that tells you how many donuts you can eat after running (based on how many calories burned). T said they need to combo that app with the food ordering app so said donuts are delivered to your door.
S: (lying on back on the floor with arms straight up like a zombie. Suddenly moves straight arms to above head then back down to sides)
S: (very seriously) I just did a back flip in my mind.
T: *laughs hysterically for a long time* after the laughs are a bit calmed down: Where is that donut app when you need it?
S: You think you laughed enough to burn enough calories to get a donut?
T: No! I just want a donut!
(Maybe you had to be there for this one. We seriously laughed for 10 minutes starting with the imagined back flip.)
While outside at Alcatraz
S: Is that a drone?!?! ... Never mind, it's a bird.
T doing some odd body movements
S: What are you doing?
T: I was dancing.
S: Oh. I thought you were trying to kill a bug.
S: Nobody ever says baby, it's always babies. They're like Pringles. You can never have just one. Except babies are non-edible.
I was laughing so hard I cried. Love these. I wonder if you are keeping the quotes all in one place, so you can find them quickly if you are ever in need of a good laugh.
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