College Quotable

I'm cleaning out some more stuff (why did I think I should keep class notes from college?!) and found these gems from Carolyn.  She was an athletic trainer at BYU, who taught the only athletic training class I took.  She was hilarious and an excellent teacher to boot.

"Naturally as we get older you just shrivel up and die."

"Death looks bad on your resume and it's not cost efficient for yourself."  (If you kill someone, not if you yourself die.)

"You can't negotiate with terrorists and that's what most athletes are."

"Athletic trainers are the bartenders for sports."

Quoteable

We're getting ready to move again (not sure where though...) so I'm cleaning out drawers and such.  I found a scrap of paper with two quotes from my red headed nephew L.  I'm guessing this was from sometime last year so he would have been about 4?...  For your enjoyment:

"I know lots about everything!"  (said twice at different times)

and

"I teached a butterfly how to hits people with its wings."


Ahh, the inner-workings of a small child's mind!  Love it!  I can't wait until Pippa starts saying ridiculously adorable things like that!

*Update*  Sorry for the confusion about moving.  Our lease is up and we'd like a bigger place so we're looking for a new place probably in the same area.