College Quotable

I'm cleaning out some more stuff (why did I think I should keep class notes from college?!) and found these gems from Carolyn.  She was an athletic trainer at BYU, who taught the only athletic training class I took.  She was hilarious and an excellent teacher to boot.

"Naturally as we get older you just shrivel up and die."

"Death looks bad on your resume and it's not cost efficient for yourself."  (If you kill someone, not if you yourself die.)

"You can't negotiate with terrorists and that's what most athletes are."

"Athletic trainers are the bartenders for sports."